Your dad had a beard before you did. It wasn’t a trend or a fashion statement, it was pure function and unbridled masculinity. With his beard, he could fall a tree without picking up an axe. With your patchwork beard, the only thing you can do is attract ironic women who only like beards because they’ve been brain washed by PBR into thinking they’re attractive. You want to know how your dad got your mom? The power of his beard lured her in and then his silver tongue made her stay. So hipster, stop trying to grow your face in, you’re never going to kill it like dad.
I’m bumed out
with being bumed out all the time.
I’d kill for the sunlight, or a car to take me anywhere. Just get me past this dead and eternal snow.
I feel like
I have to hide this from people because I care about hurting their feelings. Since when have I ever cared about peoples feelings?
Anyway. This place sucks. The people are rude. and just stupid people. I don’t like being here. I don’t like being underminded. I don’t like that you portray yourself so well, and then do stupid shit like drink and drive.
I need to move I need to move i need to move
